The Menace of Security in New Age Enterprises
No! I am not going to talk about security or cyber-security and perturb you as you are already troubled with malware, viruses, and trojans. Rather, I am going to talk about the insecurity that the security issue has created in the corporate world and the industry.
Corporate citizens seem to lose their sanity in the quest to secure their systems and data. Access cards, security officers, terrorist’s bombs, CCTV cameras, fire extinguishers, fire drills, pest control, smoke detectors, bio-metric access, and so many new security gadgets were already there. Now, along with these came the threats of inadequate cyber security and cyber-attacks. The employees already felt a threat to their self-respect as they were frisked from head to toe by the security guards no matter who they were. Their pantaloons were shaken, and shirts were frisked in search of something suspicious as if they were smugglers and not employees. Now software viruses, software locks, drop-dead devices, malicious logic, malware, worm, and Trojan horse with a few others also followed suit to make their lives miserable.
Earlier, it was just the employees’ self-respect at stake but now with the advent of so many cyber threats, their jobs are veritably at risk. Data has suddenly become more valuable than their lives making the C-suite employees value data more than their hearts or kidneys. Anxiety, paranoia, and sleepless nights invaded their mental sanity and even in their dreams, these electronic particles started intruding their subconscious. Not much is known about how exactly a computer virus works inside the human brain, but its ill effects were widely felt by many. Among others, they increased hypertension and insomnia to a considerable extent. It is an established truth that viruses and malware are not only a threat to data, but they are equally pernicious to human health.
How to get rid of these illogically logical viruses is everybody’s concern today. Chills run down the spine with the words like virus or malware. This is not the first time humanity has faced these kinds of problems. We also fought with vermin or rats who destroyed the crops and chewed the progress of the civilization. We found out that cats can keep the rats away and so we started breeding cats to chase the rats. We belled the cats too and with the sound of the bell, we could get rid of the rats. Hey, wake up! I am not telling you a Tom and Jerry story. It’s about data and hence about life and death. It’s dead serious! Data has the power to get a war waged between two continents. Data has the power to make a rich nation poor and a poor nation rich. It has the power to topple governments. Who can say? It might have the power to convince God to change his plans too.
So, this is not something to be compromised. Data has to be protected. We have to find the cat and bell it too. Hopefully, it will be done! The best of the brains are after it to find a solution. Some think, there is no solution. The problem lies in the solution itself. They say people who find the solution are themselves inventing viruses to get the game going.
Yes! I admit it’s a problem to be worried about! But I am sure something will surely be there, and you will solve it too. This too shall also pass. We shall overcome! Till then laugh and make people laugh! Read our office comics and corporate cartoons and share them to make your heart lighter! A last word! Don’t forget to subscribe to our channel to keep laughing! See ya!
Chucklingly Yours,
Norman & Ozi
The Office Therapist: Using Laughter as the Best Medicine for Workplace Woes
Workplace stress is a universal experience that often feels like an inescapable part of the daily grind. Amid the erupting deadlines and the constant pressure to meet targets, some moments of humour are a stress-buster. This is where the Office Therapist takes the lead. With an armour of humour and the comfort of comedy, the Office Therapist has an innate ability to turn the mundane work gripping moments into a source of relief.
While living the chaotic corporate life, it is the Office Therapist who employs humour as a strategy to remove the prevalent workplace tensions. This is not particularly about the seriousness of professional environments but rather acknowledging that laughter and the humour are the much needed therapy to keep a healthy work culture amid the frustrated employees.
Here are some specific glimpses where you can see the Office Therapist bringing a bit of laughter to evade away the negativity brought by your boss, manager, and other ‘toxic’ employees:
Beginning of a workday with a good morning joke:
Usually, as the workday begins, pleasantries like “Good morning”, “Good Day” are exchanged amid the colleagues. But, the Office Therapist is unique, and will refresh your boring pleasantries with a well-timed joke or light-hearted comment. This small gesture sets a positive tone for the day, offering a collective sigh of relief before diving into the day’s tasks.
The ‘Comedy’ of Meetings
Meetings, often perceived as necessary but dull, become a goldmine for the Office Therapist. Recognizing the potential for tension in these gatherings, our therapist interjects with humour at just the right moment. He/she will convey a witty comment that wraps up the challenges of forecasting or a clever observation about the everyday struggles. And, the diffusion of laughter engulfs the otherwise serious setting, fostering a more relaxed and collaborative atmosphere.
Clown at Work
Within the confines of the cubicle, when all the employees are seriously engrossed in their laptop or computer screens, the Office Therapist becomes a clown on the work desk. Armed with sticky notes and a keen sense of mischief, he/she will spill the beans of humour effortlessly with some comment or action that gives everyone a moment to laugh and admire him/her for their funny presence. Whether it’s leaving amusing messages or incorporating playful elements into the workspace, he/she aims to break the monotony and bring a smile to the faces of the colleagues.
Words of Wisdom by the Watercooler
The watercooler, a hub for casual conversations and quick breaks, becomes a hotspot for the Office Therapist’s comedic interventions. Offering humorous remarks on the latest office gossip or sharing a light-hearted perspective on common workplace challenges, our hero transforms brief encounters into moments of shared laughter. His/her words of wisdom would act like a guide to resolve all the conflicts at work and bring in the added comfort.
The Comedy Corner
The break room takes on a new identity as ‘The Comedy Corner’, where the Office Therapist builds a short escape from the otherwise tensed environment of deadlines and the never ending criticism of the superiors. With a few jokes and lending a pair of ears to listen to the rant of the colleagues cum friends, the office therapist gives them a safe place to vent and heal. It becomes a space where, for a few moments, the daily grind takes a backseat to the joy of shared humour.
In essence, the Office Therapist utilizes the power of laughter as a coping mechanism for the challenges of the corporate world. From the morning joke to the watercooler wisdom, the comfort of humour can go a long way in creating a more enjoyable and supportive workplace environment. After all, in the comedy of office life, a well-timed joke might just be the best medicine for the workplace blues!